Word of the day

RECIPLICANTS

Definition: List of people receiving something before you.

Used in a sentence: "My caseworker told me there was a lot of reciplicants before me so it might take her a while to get to mine."

Wait...what?

Things you may have overheard at work:

"Did you say your name was Jon?"
"Yep, how can I help you today?"
"Jon, I like that. You name is soothing to me."
"Okay...thanks?"

Irony?

In a cruel twist of irony my car was broken into this week. They stole my brand new iPod as well as the aux cable that goes with it. All in all valued at approximately $250. Don't worry though, they left my Moulin Rouge CD untouched. Even a cruel twist of fate wouldn't separate me from that.